Friday, 28 July 2023

A film Review


A gonzo and speculative look at that Wes Anderson Film, that at first may seem tedious, self indulgent and was inexplicably quite well reviewed. What’s going on here?  No one I know, who has seen it, has anything good to say about it = Conspiracy!!   What can it all mean…?


This film was made during the recent pandemic and lockdown and is analogous to those times.  It represents, through its narrative and symbolism, the isolation and ennui that occurred on a micro scale that can now infect us all over again with this representation on screen.  

Here’s how I’m going about this: If you imagine that the pandemic virus is shown symbolically in this film by the brief appearance of an Alien then this might all make sense…. It is structured with three layers of ‘Reality’.   It self consciously depicts the nuts and bolts of its own fabrication in multiple interconnecting storylines.

Structured like this:

1 : A besuited, shot in
contrasty Black & White (b+w) announcer, a bit like the twilight zones’ Rod Serling.   Presented by the actor Byron Cranston who bridges the sections together as a meta narrater.  Looking straight at the single viewer.

2:  A 1950’s teleplay, also shot in b+w, about a theatre writer who is staging a play in Asteroid City.  This character plays to the spectators through the artifice of this imaginary constructed scenario and seemingly to a larger viewership.

3:  Asteroid City: a 1950’s colourful Cinematic world that is the ‘stage’ for the main event and context of the film.  The actors in this world do not look at the audience.

The structure of it’s reality can be said to be likened to its sources; that it mocks and also aspires to be:  The 1950’s and the iconic stereotypes that were produced and constructed by Television & Cinema that traversed the globe from Hollywood through the post-war & cold war propaganda system; that we are are still subjected to today.

Q... Are the film makers usurping these cliches or reenforcing them…?  Maybe Both….

.. From the artificiality of the whip pan camera moves, for no obvious dramatic reason in the first scenes of  ‘asteroid city’,  You may ask yourselves: Are these here to highlight the artifice of this medium..?   To the picture postcard, pastel colours and hyper real 50’s style sets.  Whilst the actors only present it as fake when crossing over into the other B+W ‘realities’ of the film.  An example of this is when the ‘announcer’ appears in ‘Asteroid city’ in colour for the first time and announces ‘Oh.. am I not in this scene’ and promptly disappears.   Depicting that this reality is fake whilst in the other b+w scenes, where he is addressing the audience, he is addressing us with something closer to truth….  As he informs us who is who and what is happening as a Grand Narrator.

Maybe the whole plot has been woven to reveal to the audience how we can be manipulated?

This device is used again in the teleplay ‘world’ with Edward Norton as the play writer.  The actor ‘Jason Schwartzman’ smashes a fake window for
(fake) fresh air when he crosses over into this thinly veiled construction of The Real World.  He then goes on to add his fake beard, that he was wearing in the colourful asteroid city scenes and to discuss his part in the script & how to play the character: “Too much pipe and eye brow raising..?”.  Self consciously nodding to the viewer and that ‘we’ are ‘in’ with them and the use of this device in our relationship with them.  A-ha..we won’t be fooled by the trickery.  If we go along with this and are not annoyed by this breaking of cinematic conventions we should be paid back for being complicit in all this playfulness? Maybe with the revelation of truth that is concealed In plain sight, that we may encounter everyday through these mediums..  Right..?

So: Colour = represents a lie of the realist world as portrayed on screen.

b+w =  more genuine as it reveals its non-reality more honestly.

Following this logic of the less realist / colourful the more genuine then surely B+W animation is the highest form of truth; as it does not conceal its alien nature to us..

(Go with it!)

Conspiracy:  in the films most entertaining scene a PENTAGON shaped space ship hovers above the colourful city.  A nervous looking Alien, that is animated, comes down a ladder and takes the asteroid that the city is named after.  After this event the government enforce a lockdown and we see all the town & actors isolated.

Either its an explanation of the lockdown. Or It's saying that the whole Alien thing is just a fabrication by Hollywood & the government…

OK,  lets go for this...

Speculation, rumour, conspiracy..  
One of my favourite speculations for the recent lockdown & pandemic was revealed during a zoom call I had with a London university as we chatted before a meeting .  This is what was said::

The governments of the world had been told to stop burning all the fossil based fuels on the planet as the Aliens who wanted to visit could not land their vessels because of all the pollution.  Hence the lock down...

So,  this is a lockdown film about an alien arrival that Wes has decided to tell us the truth about in a symbolic way...?

The spectre of Death:  In the background… We, the audience, see in the 'Asteroid city’ colourful world a mushroom cloud in the distance as the government conducts atom bomb Tests in the desert.  So, here we have government tests and the looming spectre of the end of the world.  Retro paranoia, hinting at what’s to come…    Selling Fear…?  What awful times to be living in with that on the horizon.   I’m glad we’ve gotten over all that non-sense.

Within this context the only subjects that are not pretending to be involved in this illusion appear to be the actors themselves as we see in the actors studio b+w exposition scene. They are told to act asleep (representing the audience..?)  And then they repeat the line ‘It's time to wake up ‘ as the camera pulls back and they look through the lens at ‘us’ breaking the imaginary fourth wall.

So we’ve got: Government tests with mushroom clouds in the distance,  an alien that may be a fake played by an actor, after the animation sequence we see behind the scenes the actor Jeff Goldblum in the alien costume without mask who also just happens to have starred in the Hollywood blockbuster 'Independence Day'. So this is a fake!!
Using this logic,  the  animated version of the same looking alien must represent a higher level of truth..?  'We' are not privy to the animator making this scene though...

A conclusion:  The government had to lock down the planet, so that Aliens could land and we are being treated to the poetic truths right here, right in front of us,  Just open your eyes!! Its time to wake up, its time to wake up, Repeat the mantra, repeat the mantra!!!  Smoking is cool and we’re definitely not living through a second cold-war; It’s all just in the media nowadays.  Scarlett Johansson takes her clothes off, again, purely for narrative reasons again!… (Phew: tick another Box)

Maybe if this was executed using humour and acknowledging that we like entertainment in our dreary lives, it might have worked better? it does come across as a self indulgent piece by someone who happens to have a lot of Hollywood friends and no one ever saying No to them.  If you like structured films just pop to your local video store and get some Peter Greenaway stuff or earlier Wes Anderson films that were good.   

Anyway…The film makers got to spend that barren time with their friends, hanging out and doing nothing interesting and we the punters can just now observe at our own time-expense and wonder..  WTF….

Or..

Its a subversive testament to destroying the very hand that feeds by questioning the role of the entertainment industry to mis-inform, manipulate and coerce the population through its mimetic qualities….  ?
What’s on at the cinema this week ?  

A 1950’s based, cold-war film called Oppenheimer..  

Sounds good..

got a light..?

Ends….

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If you have more time on your hands ..  There is more stuff below that I decided to originally leave out (edited: 1st August '23):

The theatre playwright:

in the 1950’s theatre parody ‘reality’ where Edward Norton lives in a B+W world of shoddy sets and cliches.  This is constructed as a TV play as shot through the proscenium of the theatre and academy framed TV screen; hence why the aspect ratio changes. Stereotype alert. there’s someone at the door. He and Jason Schwartzman discuss the role he will be playing In the ‘cinematic’ colourful world of Asteroid city and the play that will be produced there.

Wow, two men kissing after sharing ice cream; gosh, aren’t people who work in the theatrical arts a bit Gay. This is very progressive for the 1950’s, except it isn’t… It's 2022 (3) and everything needs to have a dash of the rainbow in it these days. Lets tick another box for this glaring cliche…

Let’s take another look:  A child, who is smoking with the wandering minstrel group in ‘Asteroid city’. Yes, smoking has been portrayed as cool in Cinema from its earliest incarnation. The tobacco Industry is still a major contributor to Hollywood,  hence why we get more and more of these period pieces where they smoke in them, for authenticity, although tobacco advertising on screen is  supposedly banned.  The cowboy minstrels are blamed by the mother for giving it to him, highlights this trope, but at the same time it still shows a kid, being funny(?) and smoking.  Ha ha!.  Yes… all the audience are as clever as the L.A. ‘creatives’ who have manipulated them for all these years; by making smoking cool in their films and now referencing this in retrospect.  we’re all in on this joke…(coughs)

In the middle of a school lesson, the same child,  starts singing and dancing..?  Ohh, like in those old movies,  how funny…(?)

This film has really, highlighted and caught the essence of the pandemic & lock-down.. in its depiction of nothing happening, inane repetition, and the very essence of being bored.

Tuesday, 11 April 2023

T NN / Spotify playlists & 1st Mix image preview (REAPER)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

7 mins from the 1st Mix : https://on.soundcloud.com/Tp4d5PiQtViGDJdf6

For all the shows go here:  MMM. TXH

...NTN

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6CAKXBbdvJGzlxOOfM2CQ4?si=3c3cbf825746446e

..NNT

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/44MEOarQHyJdDFyo4LBYMg?si=f8167cb69c99471c

A New TNN: 

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6aTLGHObBjyfrldUIdKbxx?si=b962d6ade60340be

ahhhh TNN

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/1LjVY6CqcFyGuLOebjMiqn?si=8031da84b4c54e2b 

a NNT

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/1JN1ajPtsTYfAoMh9Jsx6i?si=12dc85ed79d14599

TNA 1.1

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7dN0A6wnUYYS4D2obZU0JD?si=aa6a82459d3948d6

TN Aa 1.2

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7pqC8BPq240uPCSMZAH04k?si=f5ff9242dacd4a5b

0.0

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6aPuECITDd3NtYWsBbjEpP?si=f12bcce7b42e42b7

0.75

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/67HQs9bcKww1EFKHa8YOgM?si=46bb9e319090430e

1.1

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7dN0A6wnUYYS4D2obZU0JD?si=1f3257f6c02e4a55

TNnA

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/1zwFhLlxSxcFNOLvwBv0OO?si=47a194b810344392


TNA 0.001
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7ovI9qwrwfhwOs5UCrIlOJ?si=12036fed194a475e


00.1

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2M7sY5YNiCbNZqYiOv6a1C?si=cd0a1d67dd43456c


TNN #1

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3hDvC5KA8H6lvW68oOwvPR?si=e532399292af43ab

TNN # 2

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/304qkIkuhzzwaEgorL0u6s?si=01a66de22c144043


TNN # 3

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6PPAetarThWTePIMv1YmJM?si=e074d8fa0e5848cf&pt=2ac09ecf4013b3fc0339ed75338f3e2c

TNN # 4

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3YoI22BI9Q0e4OLFgJe6KG?si=6c97785f51414820


TNN# 5

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0u7ua2zUMYumQh4O2Iyr6a?si=ce30afb7040f4520


 

Sunday, 9 April 2023

An ever growing list of my personal property stolen from me by my (so called)brother; who also stole All of my families inheritance from me (Yep! house, money, everything)

Theft & The 'Will' to deceive..

Missing:

Copic - marker set (set of 12). Worth over £100

Bottles - Vintage / antique - various worth -£5 to £50 -each approx 120 units

Pub Mats & towels (250 units) / branding / wooden large pub signs inc brewers Fayre / fox etc..

Mad magazine (majority) inc.  USA/ European copies / Cracked magazine and associated paperbacks:  200+

T-shirts -The Cult - Electric (1987/6). GBOA (original Git down PFX). Zodiac Mindwarp etc.. worth in excess of £100 each in Ok condition

Poster (XX—Large)  super rare - promo poster yellow with orange dots - by Ray Lowry cartoon Gaye Bykers.. 

Cassette tapes / Video recordings originals!!  (Ultra rare bootlegs of The Cult / GBOA etc.. approx 20)

The only copy of my Suffolk College HND Graduate film all on VHS - Space Traxx  inc.  Jazz (promo) /. NSPCC promo / MTV blows me away (promo). 

The only copy of 'Manchester on Air' (VHS) a short documentary I made with the workers film cooperative '95  - interviews with Kiss FM, BBC, Pirate stations etc..

Super 8 films made by me (one off reels / cut by me by hand) - stop motion / Lytham Walk -  Notting hill Carnival ’91/ baby me..  'Wearing hats and pointing at Things' with Martin Hamblen..Probably others (?)

Sketch Books - inc: Yellow Cover - inc.  personal newspaper articles (guilty in mob rampage) project '91 - illustrations  / art / photgraphy / collage etc..

A3 Zip-round Art folder / Carry case with inserts with my Images in .

Ticket stubs from 100’s of concerts. (Priceless memories !!)

NME / Melody maker / Sounds (broadsheet music papers) - approx 60 units inc.  80’s Cramps interview /

Personal photographs of me and my friends (priceless).  Approx 150 pics +

3D porcelain ET miniture

Chi - Chi ; panda bear given to me by aunt Jackie !!

Box set of the film 'Naked' (VHS) with screenplay and postcards; as won from ID magazine

Books / comics:  (all mint /VG condition)

Thee Phychik Bible - Temple of Phykick youth / Genesis P. Orridge - (Incredibly rare / bought early 90's Manchester) - 


Bad wisdom - Bill Drummond  / Mark Manning (zodiac Mindwarp)

Star Wars - the toys

Twilight zone - (same square size as above)

Illustrations (trolls  etc) - by Brian Froud -

Violent cases - Neil Gaiman / Dave McKean

Mr Punch - Neil Gaiman

Good Omens - first edition by Terry Pratchet and Neil Gaiman

Biology for Life - book given to me by Grandma Cross (day before she died)

Small booklets of punk poetry by dyslexic author Sexton Ming (Rare - Hangman books / obtained from Virgin Megastore - 80’s)  +  lots of music / film 'Zines' from late 80's /early 90's

2000AD Annuel 1989

Eagle Annuel 1983

Dan Dare - pilot of the future - hardback , over sized edition


Film / Concert posters: 

 Polish Graphics poster (b+w) face-  bought by me in Poland!

Jimi Hendrix live 60's concert poster (repro / small) came with live at winterland LP

The Cult - Love (80's)

Ghoulies - they'll get you in the end (80's)

Metal Hammer pull outs inc. Zodiac Mindwarp / The Cult etc..


Comics:  (mint /VG)

The Killing Joke - Brian Bolland / Moore - 1st edition

Skin - Brendon McCarthy - 1st edition!

Green Lantern / green Arrow (70’s) - various (Neal Adams ) 

Green Lantern Corps… approx 40 units (80’s). 

The Flash - multiple 80's - approx 25 units

Fabulous Freak Brothers  - Various  by Gilbert Sheldon

Records:  (as left :  VG/ NM - condition)

Bugblot - improve your petrol (ep / naked brain)

The Electro Hippies - The only good Punk LP

Fishbone - Truth & Soul

Jimi Hendrix - live at winterland LP

Original 7inch that came with MBV LP - isn’t anything - 

Wonderful day. -1st ever Wonderstuff Single

Sly wicked and slick - sly Dunbar

Less than Zero out (US import copy)

Beastie Boys - vinyl - Aglio E Olio : Ep !!!!

Love - The Cult (beggars Banquet)

Rektum -Sakredanus (roadrunner recs)

Sonic Youth - Goo

Hairway to Steven - Butthole surfers

Boo ya Tribe - Lp

Urban Dance squad - LP

The Cramps - A Date with Elvis

Tackhead - friendly as a grenade LP

Jimi Hendrix - woke up this morning & found myself Dead (rare bootleg ft: Jim morrison)

Aerosmith - greatest Hits

Dinosaur Jnr - Bug

The Keatons -  Seven ep 12"/ Residivitch single

Thatcher on Acid - 7"

Pregnant Neck - 7"

Dandelion Adventure - Puppy shrine (action records)

Loop - collision time (ep) 12"

Norman Bates and the Showerheads LP (US import)

The Damned - Anything & Phantasmagoria  LP's

The Cure - Standing on the Beach (gatefold) LP

Pop will Eat itself - Cassette single /  7" Boxset (designers republic)

The Fall - I am curious Orange - 7" Box set

Public Enemy - rebel without a pause - 7"

Fat boys with the beach boys - Wipeout - 7"

Alice Cooper - 2 LP's - inc: welcome to my nightmare!


Framed pics / Furniture / Jewellery :

Local End of Pier / Theatre Posters 1920's - 1950's (Xmas Present to me / fm parents) Framed and Window mounted by me.  8 units

All the pottery that I created!

Mum &  Dads wedding Rings! 

Silver backed mirror set with brush inherited by Mum from Grandma Hargreaves

Chinese vase converted into Lamp with matching shade (from grandparents Hargreaves)

Sewing box 


The list goes on.... And on... 


 

Tuesday, 4 April 2023

3 short - 'Plays'

Exile



A barren, sandy landscape with a few rocks and plants. There is a signpost in the distance stating ‘Eden 50
Miles’ pointing off stage. Adam and eve sit on a couple of rocks at the side of the stage.


EV: I’ve been thinking about things, now… he says that it was our fault for disobeying his wishes… yet, if I remember rightly, we only had free will after eating that flipping apple

AD: Yeah. so?

EV: well… if that’s the case, how could we have done anything wrong before or during eating the apple?

AD: uuh.. dunno

EV: So we ate the apple without free will and cannot be held accountable for the consequences after… It’s a catch 22

(pause…thinking)

AD: like what came first the chicken or the egg?

EV: well, that’s a load of bollocks too. Cos the chicken, like us, was put into the garden fully formed and only after our exit from Eden did mortality and birth begin.(under breath) All due to that damn apple

AD: (shaking head, sounding sarcastic) ooh.. that apple

EV: (with aggression mounting) But he put the blooming thing there in the first place

Ad: So what your saying is… he tricked us and knew we would eat the apple, because we didn’t have free will at the time

EV: … and now is blaming us for doing exactly what we were pre-determined to do

AD: (shaking head) wanker

EV: not only that… he threw us out of the garden, made us hungry and cold. An every-time I give birth or hit my foot or anything… (sounding emotional) it really hurts… (scrunches up face)

AD: (getting angrier and shaking head) Cock!

EV: So what’s he up to then…?

AD: err.. probably a bit pissed off about something

EV: yeah, well I tell you I’m pissed off. I’ve had enough of his hissy fits.. I swear (sound of distant thunder) he’s mental

EV: (stands up) come on… I’ve had enough of all this.
He’s got some answering to do (grabs Adam’s hand). Come on… I’m not flipping cooking and squeezing kids out
for the next five hundred years without some proper explanation about what the hell is going on and (lets go of Adam’s hand and opens arms wide to encompass her surroundings) what the blazin’ heck is all this about?

AD: he’s not gonna like it

EV: well what’s he gonna do?

(sound of thunder and crack of lightning, they both stare outwards – towards audience, looking scared. From behind his rock Adam reaches down and picks up an umbrella and stands up next to eve. They both look upwards as lightning strikes. He opens the umbrella above them. They look back to the audience and slowly hold each others’ hands)

(the scene gets darker and thunder claps loudly)

small oval objects start falling, being thrown, from the sky and splat around them and on top of the umbrella.

EV: that’s not rain (scrunches up nose, looking around)

AD: No, they’re…(bends down and examines residue) Eggs?

EV: The bloody coward! come on, I know your there, you’re everywhere, come out!

AD: (looking relieved now) I told you he had a sense of humour… everything’s going to be all right now, you’ll see

Ev: C’mon you chicken, get out here and tell us the truth.

(from stage right a man dressed in a chicken outfit comes out – Adam and eve both look relieved)

(The chicken man then pulls out of his plumage a machine gun and points it at Adam in a threatening and phallic way. Adam stares at him silently then bursts out)

AD: oh… you cock!

(Adam is shot down with a burst of machine gun fire – eve goes over to the body and kneels beside it and cradles Adams head – looks up at the chicken man and states

EV: Why?

(The chicken shrugs his shoulders and wonders off stage.

Eve stares at the audience and quietly states)

EV: oh… my… God






ALL About Eve

Eve – sat, clothed on a rock, smoking a cigarette – talking to audience – cockney accent in a Kathy burke style

So I’m like Hang on…

I get to loose my figure, I can’t drink or smoke and he gets what?

To prance around naked all day, enjoying Most of the fruit… hang out with his mates .. (under her breath)If they are ever created… and basically do what ever he likes..

I’m like…. Fuck Off

I may just be a rib to you… but do I get a say in all this?
And he’s like. (Pause – then in slightly gruffer accent)

Look, he’s made (points at self) in my image. I don’t do pregnancy, periods and all that. (pause)

So he’s feeling pretty shitty and offers me a deal.

He says… (gruff voice again)look, how about.. you can have as many orgasms, as often as you like, twenty-four hours a day.

(normal voice) And I’m thinking, ok, yeah… that’ll work

But I’m stuck with this fucking bozo, (points behind her) who as soon as he’s done; its’ like… cheers babe and the lights are out.

So I’ve been royally fucked over, (exclaims) again…

then this freaky looking, slimey phallus thing comes up to me and says..

(in Hispanic accent) ‘hey sisss-ter – you wanna some real action’ and I’m thinking – y-e-a-h - but then he goes and gives me this green round thing.

An I’m like eerm …thanks – what am I supposed to do with that?

Well the next thing Adam comes bounding along, going (sounding slightly retarded) ‘What ya got?, What ya Got’ and grabs it. So now I want it back, but he keeps going on (adams’ voice) ‘Adams apple, Adams’ apple’ . dancing around me, pissing me right off. So I’m getting well bothered and jump right on top of him. So he only goes and fucking bites into the thing.

(pause)

And from then on he’s been much easier to deal with

When he realised he was naked – ha! he looked a fucking picture.

And now that (raises fingers in inverted commas) “big brothers” out of the picture an we’ve this free will thing..

I can go shopping whenever I like, there’s twenty-four hour TV, we’ve the pill… condoms…

(Picks up and bites into an apple and with mushed apple in mouth states)

It’s the f-u-c-k-ing Bollocks.




The Flamin’ Zinger

This is set in a KFC in Bristol with a massage parlour next door. A zen master has just collapsed and an ambulance and police are at the scene:

Under his breath to no one– ‘Shit, shit, shit, oh fuck – bollocks’

Tarty Woman – ‘What’s happened to him?’ (Points at Zen dojo on stretcher being taken away.

Boy – he’s dead

TW- s-h-i-t. So you still serving or what?

B – err, I dunno, errm, what you want? (tips back his KFC baseball cap)

W – I’ll ‘ave a special chicky mealy dealy, with extra, S-p-I-c-e-y (sexily), sauce.

B – (raised intonation) ‘are you sure’

W – Yeah

B – Its just that he (pointing at stretcher) had the spicy sauce and (opening hands) well… I wouldn’t – (screwing up face)

W – isn’t he that weird guy from upstairs

B – Yeah. H-e-y, (Looks slyly) your from next doors aint ya?

W - Yeah I come in here all the time. You gona give me a discount or somethink.

B, (Scratches chin slowly) I could, like, y’know , (embarrassed and tongue tied) give you… extra fries?

W – oh yeah? you goner give me a large portion, ehh? (with wink)

The guy looks round at his colleague to see if he’s listening – there’s still a huge buzz with the police and ambulance crew / and onlookers.

B – Yeah I could do you a special deal

W – Well luvey, you see me right and I’ll sort you out (raising eyebrows)

He gets the box of chicken / chips and puts it in front of her – she passes a five pound note to him – on the counter – but he pushes it back.

B – listen, you girls, y’know, do ya do everything?

W- we cater for all requests, yeah, you should pop over – I’ll make sure you get a special deal-y

B- Uh – maybe – yeah

W – look, just come over on your next break and see if you like anything we have to offer

B- Ok, I’ll just have to wait for the manager to turn up, cos of all this… (points at commotion inside / outside).

W- Ok, ma luver, I’ll be seeing you 




Monday, 3 April 2023

Referral

 

https://morbidbooks.b-cdn.net/a-void-issue-2.pdf

I just read this (link above) ,  not particularly as it happened!  But I thought you might be interested in one of the features ..  I mainly read it cos the guy who runs Morbid Press also does a poetry / spoken word ting called the Surrealist temple band who I think are Gud.

The whole situation with Mags in Oz is not clear cut / decided / discussed;  I actually just spoke with her earlier this morning.. 

But we are in different places and that is a fact..  

I decided, after painting the small office room ere and making it look rather nice that I didn’t really need any one in my space now that I’ve accepted a new job starting after Easter and had to leave Helga from Iceland to find somewhere else to live / before she arrived;  The job is Not the Gynaecology one which was all sort of confused in their understanding of the role & what the job actually was - inc. their tasks..  At some point,  as I was told whilst working in HE, We become / are the experts and it does sometimes come down to…. They don’t know what the Fuk they are talking about. (Some kind of metaphor ere)..

Worth keeping in mind when getting knocked back from funding apps etc.. Those gate keepers who follow trends / policies etc..  You might think know what they are doing / but as the Russian artist in the above pdf says..   Nah!!!!!  

However in yr note you say unsuccessful and then go on about all the things coming yr way.  If living remotely in Scotland is what you have set out to do - then yr a total success..

Whomever these successful people are that you mention might be feeling that they have bought into a lie and envy others who follow different paths. - who ever knew that studying philosophy and art wouldn’t set you up on a conventional career path ;)

Had a few back and forth messages from Dave In Lytham (as he may now be known)..  He seemed excited about the Rebellion punk fest. at winter gardens as I have mentioned..  I’m still 50/50 on it..  Have you any thoughts…?   https://www.rebellionfestivals.com/   could be interesting for a few days..  The meteors / bad brains / GBOA / and all the rest..  Maybe I’ll make a preliminary room booking in case yr both up for it…?

So,  Ive got 14 days b4 the new job.  OPs Manager for a boutique film & Tv studio in Greenwich inc. small Manchester office.  Its kind of a new start and Opportunity..  we’ll see .  Just as I came back from meeting the co-MD, who knows Dave McKean very well. (Bonus!),  I had 2 agents pushing me to look at their offerings.  Ive dismissed one as too boring and the other is Net (Fuckin) Flix and managing a Huge studios in Enfield..  So they have better get their skates on before I sign me new contract..

There is a fox cub outside my window at the back sunbathing where the cherry tree used to be….

So,,  I need to follow suit and chill away from this machine. 

I went to the new Gilbert and George owned gallery yesterday off brick lane,  it's a nice space but too many hipster couples with freakin babies in carts - pushing them about.  And going to the new Mark Leckey VR thing this week.

BTW:  this is really good list to find out what’s on if yr interested:  This is my referral for you -

https://sebsartlist.com/register?referral=trex541

 Say Hi to Rachel and the trees!!!

T

Tuesday, 21 March 2023

Dreaming Reality by TXH

 A scripted, reflective, documentary about my ideas about dream symbolism & film making.




Please find below an excerpt from the script I am working on for this:



Darkness with a few spots of light breaking through, out of focus, camera slowly pushes in…


V/O I had that dream again last night.  In it I’m making a film.  It’s not like lucid dreaming where you can control whats going on.  (pause) I’m the viewer watching myself, until I become conscious that Its not real.  


Through the darkness camera pulls focus into C/U of head on pillow, turns and opens eyes.


Something causes anxiety in me and I snap out of it and then I’m back in bed

The truth wakes me up.


(Sound of typewriter)


V/O Recalling the dream, or  what I can remember (pause) 



Cut to room, day time, Wide shot into Medium shot.  Man sat typing at a desk shot from behind.



Man stands up, he is wearing 50’s style glasses ,and reads back looking towards camera.



‘Is that a good idea for a film?’



On screen graphic appears   REWIND <<


The scene spins back as V/O continues ‘In it I’m the hero’  spooling stops and the scene is now outside with a macho stereotype film star in a heroic pose. On screen graphic flashes up ‘HERO’





V/O except I’m an anti-hero


Cut to alley way at night time a Rick Deckard sort of character in trench coat, stubble maybe lights a cigarette looks beaten.


Cut to someone in a studio, CU of shuffling actor headshot, Cut to sign for Auditions for Hero, Anti-hero  this way (inc. previous two actors).This  will be the real audition taped..


V/O its been said that people used to dream in Black and white, when cinema was in black and white. (pause) Did we dream in 2D before 3D came about?



During V/O cut to 50’s looking guy wearing red/ blue 3D glasses. Then to someone wearing an oculus rift pair of glasses.


Cut back to screenwriter at typewriter and on screen graphic “THIS IS’NT ME’  as shot cuts back to audition space and the man is in front of a panel for ‘screenwriter part’.  Some one  says:


can we try it with the glasses on please


He puts on the glasses.  On screen graphic appears FAST FORWARD >>  


Back in the bedroom and the anti-hero gets out of the bed, still in trench coat and walks towards the door /exit.  He walks into the room where the screen writer is typing, they exchange a look and he places a gun on the side.  screenwriter walks out of the room to reveal WS he’s on a large film set /sound stage. He walks towards the camera


This is the film school where I work


A workman walks past and says -  He hasn’t worked here in years


Screenwriter  takes out a piece of paper  - My CV says otherwise


CU of CV


Tuesday, 14 March 2023

Film Criticism / How to write something that makes someone never speak to you again

Restricted Suns (22,22)   -  


(11,11) is a better number for people’s attention / film festivals and pacing / less is more!!


You’ve some great locations, costumes and use of colour (blue) going on, sound design - electricity sounds are nice.  I like some of the dialogue ‘after the purifying’  etc..  :)


My overall feeling about what you have shot is that it could cut tighter


Also i’m not sure if you have always used the best takes??


As mentioned the Titles are not very good; everything on screen / heard represents the film!!  If you cannot get a title designer / graphic designer just use a white typeface / typewriter on black background (as an example) - less is more!


So, going with this theme…  Dialogue - it’s mumbled and unintelligible in parts, particularly when he’s a cigarette in his mouth (07:30) , but even when not (14:50ish) - he doesn’t open his mouth when speaking!  Also the sound design is too high in the mix / or you need to ADR both their voices ? not a criticism just a technical fact..


I have a real problem with the guy in glasses / as far as his acting goes (17:05 is Bad) / use a another take or cut around it / him?  Cut the dialogue / Physically he moves Good on Screen..


The Bold Guy is a WAY better actor / character use more of him / if you have a choice / with out- takes / cut around Glasses Guy!


 - — Basically,  my feeling is that the audience need to identify or feel something for the leads in any film.   I detest this guy in glasses /   he gets better after losing the glasses, and says less!!  I can’t wait for him to die.  I don’t identify with the fascists either - so basically ‘do I care?’ well only that he dies soon ;)  Less is more - Steve mcQueen / Sean Connery hated saying lines and they did OK in their careers, by cutting most of the dialogue written - (its a film not a book) - he looks OK (I guess you think he’s cuddly?) His best bit is when physically climbing out of the bathtub near the end.


e.g. (09:01) ‘No you don’t, lets go’ is a pretty bad take - if you haven’t got a good one / cut out


I’m sure you’ve heard the expression kill your babies - when it comes to editing.  


To be fair,  the opening of the film should have your strongest OPENING..  I’d get rid of the whole opening scene - its a long slow take - with a tracking judder - or did I imagine that?  


Personally I’d start the film half way through (maybe you don’t like flash back / forward) but GRAB the audience and get them hooked with Intrigue / excitement - they want to see the outcome - THIS is a short film not a feature so you don’t have time for subtle symbolism - ooh, maybe we’ll come back to that later in the story and it’ll make sense? The audience don’t care.  At the beginning they want to be drawn in - long takes set the tone / mood -  but the time to tell the story including chase scene / exposition doesn’t really give you this …


Just for fun - Start the film at (11:45)  Its the darkness that makes things visible’   

great line - looks good / might be worth a watch!!  


at (14:37)  here’s your NEW title!!  The film begins :)   Why start a film at the beginning? - Tarantino 


Great - I’ll watch this for another 10 mins!!!! 


So,  the editing…  Its very conventionally cut (like an 80’s action movie) Fuck it up - jump through time - it’s a FILM / you have out-there ideas - why present them in a linear order?  It’s a mood / feeling you want to get across - the audience can play catch up whilst your film storms ahead.  It should be more experimental with the portrayal of narrative; in my opinion.


Personally I’d like to see a lot less time on each shot / we’ve all seen the Matrix (and Stalker) / take the beginning of scenes out /  e.g. running through the door way away from the search light.  lose first few seconds - Its a chase scene!!


Rather than the action happening within the scene / use the film process to convey the action too ?


I like how the sound in this scene / helicopter blades / feels like a heartbeat - but it should amplify and sonically burst open / rather than stay at the same tone.  Maybe a more industrial sounding / experimental soundtrack could be used - think Tetsuo - steal its sound track and see??


Check the sound design on THX1138  - I think a stronger identity for the world could be achieved / tied together with a ‘bed’ of sound representing the world, what lies underneath?



Here are some basic notes:


10:27 - I’d prefer not to see his gormless / childlike face as much as possible!  


10:30 - 10:47 - cut faster or start at 10:47 - (kill your baby!!)


14:50 - cut out this dialogue he is mumbling / start scene at 15:19


17:05  - bad acting / cut around?


17:44 - love the bathroom scene


18:54 - Is it just me -or, what is going on? - its gone all symbolic / poetic / why isn’t everything like this?



Hope this doesn’t all sound negative - its not! - I’m trying to be constructive and a fresh pair of eyes


Pity, we didn’t sit down and go through it together.  Hope this doesn’t sound too Harsh.  I’d like to help you make the best of this film, It’s Good!!  BTW:  Its not your film anymore its its own entity and you have to nurture it into something that you / the audience will like..




Saturday, 25 February 2023

Im -Plant

 Hi Amira,


Thanks for following this up and apologies for my absent minded dentist;  who can only remember the last treatment I saw him for..

I am definitely in the market for an implant as advised by Ali Raza on a previous appointment for a different space in my mouth (UL6).  But have found the process so far very tedious with a substantial amount of emails and no progress with my initial questions..

I will be in touch if I need further assistance.

Regards,

Thursday, 23 February 2023

TOK

 Some notes for Arnaud


TXH Studio Manager / Producer / Technical Lead (LONDON)

Re:   Multi-cam Live streaming: Tik Tok & influencers..

Originally I worked directly with Steven the Broadcast producer @ ‘Tik Tok’ who had already set up a small studio space in Manchester.  I Replicated the kit and set-up , style they were using at the London Studios I was running; which was an Atem switcher with 3 Sony A7’s. Inc:  onscreen graphics delivered by Tik Tok.. ,  Studio lighting with a technical operator to cut between cameras, add graphics and monitor sound levels. Utilising OBS software.

This was for a new venture, globally, for the parent company.  Taking popular Influencers with large followings and putting them in a ‘real-life’ studio setting to sell products in a QVC style show for streaming on Phones via their platform.

I gained a lot of insights in what worked for this new format and what did not.

Inc.  when to cut to the product or re-frame..   The difference between working with influencers and traditional TV presenters and how to keep their USP’s and fans happy.   This came about through monitoring the shows along with a statistician from L.A. who came specifically to see the early stages of progress.

I also produced for a well known London agency a similar show / promo (for the same platform) but utilising much higher production values that would be associated with traditional Live Television.  utilising the same portrait format and all the tricks that had been learned via the daily show which ran for 9 months in Studio 3.